A sardarji is standing on platform no.1 waiting for the punjab
>> > >mail to arrive. There is an anouncement "Passengers to note.. 
Train no
>> > >234
>> > >dn Punjab mail from New Delhi will be arriving on 'platform' no.1
>> > >shortly." Hearing this sardarji gets panicky.. He immediately 
picked 
>>up
>> > >his baggage, jumped on to the railway track and stood there..
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >    Diana murder mystery is solved by the latest theory is that 
the
>> > >driver
>> > >of the Mercedes, Henri Paul, was actually a sardar whose family
>> > >migrated
>> > >to France when he was 3 yrs old. His name was Harvinder Singh 
Pal, and
>> > >later he changed it to Henri Paul. But what is in a name, after 
all !
>> > >Once
>> > >a surd, always a surd ! And so when the Paparazzi chasing the car
>> > >shouted
>> > >Diana, Diana ... at 80 mph , Harvinder tried to take a right 
turn. (
>> > >daina
>> > >right in hindi ...........  The rest, as they say, is history
>> > >!!....................)
>> > >
>> > >  
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>> > >
>> > >    Two surdars go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and 
return to
>> > >shore. The first surdar says: "I hope u remember the spot where 
we
>> > >caught
>> > >all those fish." The other answers: "Yes, I made 'X' on the side 
of 
>>the
>> > >boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies the first." how do u 
know
>> > >u
>> > >will get the same boat tomorrow."
>> > >
>> > >**************************************************************
>> > >    Once, a Madrasi, a Sardar and an American were travelling in 
an
>> > >aeroplane. Suddenly, something went wrong and the engines 
stalled. 
>>They
>> > >had no parachutes with them. So all the three of them decided to 
risk
>> > >their lives and jump out of their planes. First, the Sardar 
jumped 
>>out.
>> > >He
>> > >removed his turban, used it as a parachute and jumped. Using the 
>>turban
>> > >he
>> > >slowly floated down.  Then the Madrasi removed his dhoti and 
jumped
>> > >out.
>> > >Again his dhoti acted as a parachute and he also floated down 
gently.
>> > >Seeing this, the American removed his shirt and pant and jumped 
out.
>> > >Unfortunately, they did not do well as a parachute and he began 
to 
>>fall
>> > >rapidly from the plane to the ground. He passed by the Madrasi 
who 
>>said
>> > >-
>> > >" May that ganapathi help you". Then he passed the Sardar. The 
Sardar
>> > >looked at the American zooming past him and was puzzled. So he 
said -
>> > >"I
>> > >see! You want a race! Let us see who is faster" Saying so, he let 
go 
>>of
>> > >his turban.
>> > >
>> > 
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>> > >    One day there was a Bihari going in a Fiat Car at 45KMPH on a 
high
>> > >way
>> > >and enjoying his drive. Suddenly a Sardaji came 
Booiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn on
>> > >a
>> > >Honda and peeped into the car and shouted at the Bihari - ' Kabhi 
>>honda
>> > >chalaya kya?' and sped off, The Bihari was surprised but he did 
not
>> > >bother. After some time the Sardarji came Booiiiinnnnnnnnnnn... 
in the
>> > >opposite direction, peeped into the car and shouted again ' kabhi 
>>honda
>> > >chalaya kya?' and sped off , This time the Bihari was annoyed , 
since
>> > >the
>> > >sardar was teasing about his driving. After some time again the 
Sardar
>> > >came back speeding and said the same thing peeping into the car . 
The
>> > >Bihari was about to say something but the Sardar sped off. This 
time
>> > >the
>> > >Bihari increased his speed but suddenly stopped as he found the 
Sardar
>> > >lying on the road, bleeding. He got down and mocked at the sardar 
'
>> > >Kyon
>> > >Sardarji , Kabhi Honda chalaye kya?' The sardar said ' Wohi to 
puch
>> > >raha
>> > >tha , Mein Brakes ke liya doond raha tha'
>> > >
>> > 
>> 
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>> > >
>> > >    Santa and Banta Singh were bitter enemies.  Santa lived on 
the 1st
>> > >and
>> > >Banta on the 7th floor of the same building. One day the lift was 
out
>> > >of
>> > >order and Banta Singh decided to play a trick on Santa and called 
him
>> > >for
>> > >dinner to his house at 7:30 pm.  So Santa huffing and puffing 
manages
>> > >to
>> > >reach the 7th floor.  To his dismay he finds a big lock on the 
door 
>>and
>> > >a
>> > >message - 'HA HA ULLU BANA DIA!' Santa is angry but thinks a lot 
and
>> > >finally writes his reply below Banta's message - 'MAIN TO YAHAN 
AAYA 
>>HI
>> > >NAHIN THA!!'
>> > >
>> > >
>> > 
>> 
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>> > >
>> > >    There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to 
raise
>> > >some
>> > >money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went 
to
>> > >the
>> > >playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, 
"I've
>> > >kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've 
kidnapped
>> > >your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it 
>>beneath
>> > >the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city 
play
>> > >ground".  Signed, "A Sardarji". The Sardarji then pinned the note 
to
>> > >the
>> > >kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next
>> > >morning
>> > >the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting 
beneath
>> > >the
>> > >mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 
with 
>>a
>> > >note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!"
>>
>>