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> >>>
> >>>Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh got fed up with
> the Indian Govt and
> >>>decided to blow up the parliament. They took 2
> bombs, put them in a
> >>>suitcase in the front seat of their car and set
> off. Hari Singh asks
> >>>"What happens if the bombs blast off now". Gani
> Singh says "Don't
> >>>worry. I have a spare bomb in the back seat"
> >>>
> >>>COUNT THE CHICKEN
> >>>
> >>>Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward
> each other on a country
> >>>road. Hari Singh carried a burlap bag over his
> shoulder."Hey Bhai,"
> >>>Gani Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?"
> "Chickens," was the reply. "If I
> >>>guess how many, can I have one?" "You can have
> both of them." "OK, Five?"
> >>>
> >>>PROFESSOR SARDAR
> >>>
> >>>Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D.  He
> was in search of
> >>>a subject on which no one did any research
> before!  As he was
> >>>thinkingover it, he found a cockroach on the
> table in front of him.
> >>>He decided instantly to do a research on the
> roach.  He picked the
> >>>roach and put it in the centre of the table and
> said: "Run".  The roach
> >>>ran.
> >>>He pulled  out one leg of the roach, put it again
> in the centre of the
> >>>table and  said: "Run".  The roach ran. He pulled
> one more leg of the
> >>>roach, put it again in the centre of the table
> and said: "Run".  The
> >>>roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even
> when it had just one leg.
> >>>He
> >>>pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the
> centre of the table
> >>>and said:"Run". The roach could not!  Our
> Professor was satisfied with
> >>>his study and started writing his  thesis: "When
> you pull out all the
> >>>legs of a roach, it cannot hear anymore".
> >>>
> >>>This is a letter from a Sardarjee's mother to her
> son.
> >>>
> >>>Pyaarey puttar,
> >>>Vahe Guru.
> >>>
> >>>I'm writing this letter slow, because I know you
> cannot read fast.
> >>>We don't live where we did when you left home.
> Your dad read in
> >>>the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles
> from your home,  so
> >>>we moved.
> >>>
> >>>I won't be able to send the address as the last
> Sardar who stayed
> >>>here took the house numbers with them for their
> next house, so they
> >>>wouldn't have to change their address. This place
> is really nice.
> >>>It even has a washing machine, situated right
> above the commode.
> >>>I'm not sure it works too well.  Last week I put
> in 3 shirts,
> >>>pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.
> >>>
> >>>The weather here isn't too bad.  It rained only
> twice last week.The
> >>>first it rained for 3 days and second time for 4
> days. The coat you
> >>>wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be
> a little too
> >>>heavy to send in the mail with all the metal
> buttons, so we cut
> >>>them off and put them in the pocket.Your father
> has another job. He
> >>>has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at
> the cemetery. Your
> >>>sister had a baby this morning.  I haven't found
> out whether it's a
> >>>girl or a boy, so I don't know  whether you are
> an Aunt or Uncle.
> >>>
> >>>Your uncle, Jatinder got dead drunk and fell in a
> nearby well. Some
> >>>men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off
> bravely and
> >>>drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three
> days. Your best
> >>>friend,Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to
> fulfill his
> >>>father's last wishes. His father had wished to be
> buried in the sea
> >>>after he died. And your friend died while in the
> process of digging
> >>>a grave for his father. There isn't much more
> news this time.
> >>>Nothing much has happened.
> >>>
> >>>Love
> >>>Mom.
> >>>
> >>>P.S : I was going to send you some money but the
> envelope was
> >>>         already sealed
> >>>
> >>>
>
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> >>>A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor.
> The doctor
> >>>asked him what had happened to his ears and he
> answered, "I was ironing
> >>>a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of
> picking up the
> >>>phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck
> it to my ear."
> >>>"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
> "But .. what
> >>>happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel
> called back."
> >>>
> >>>
>
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> >>>One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on
> honeymoon
> >>>tour. They saw one Sardarji in front of a
> Hospital trying to fill
> >>>some form.  So eagerly couple enquired " aare
> Sardarji kya kar raahe ho"
> >>>Sardarji replied that I had a baby and I am
> filling the birth
> >>>certificate form.
> >>>
> >>>Young Couple as per shedule, took the
> >>>Bombay to Delhi Flight for their next
> destination.  On the very
> >>>next day,they find the same Sardarji, in front of
> Lal Qilla in Delhi
> >>>filling the same form.So once again young couple
> curiously asked " Aare
> >>>Sardarji kya kar raahe ho" sardarji once again
> replied that I had a baby
> >>>and Iam filling the birth certificate form.Couple
> said but sardarji
> >>>yesterday you were in bombay filling the same
> form, Why are you in
> >>>Delhi?
> >>>
> >>>Sardaji cooly replied " Aare Saab Ye form mein
> leekha hey ke
> >>>
> >>>FILL IN CAPITAL" Aap ko etna bhi patta nahi hei
> .. Ha Ha Ha.....