JUST IMAGINE IF RAJNIKANTH IS A SOFTWARE ENGINEER
   
   (and sing this song like "naan auto kaaran auto kaaran")
   
   naan software-kaaran software-kaaran
   naalum therinja pc-kkaaran
   mainframe-la COBOL-kaaran
   internet-la java-kaaran
   cut and pastu velaikkaaran
   logic ulla moolaikkaaranda
   naan yeppavumae
   body-shopping oravukkaaranda
   Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
   Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
 (naan)
   project perusaachchu,code-um perusaachchu
   bug-ga yedhirpaarththu paadhi vayasaachchu
   review padapadakkum naeraththilae
   email window-vin oraththilae
   Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
   Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
 (naan)
   naan H1-la ilavasamaa poaraemmaa
   un pillaikkoru B1 vaangi thaaraemma
   nambi vandhu paaru,idhu namma soft! uwaru
   microsoftu product,windows-unnu paeru
   naan softwarekaaran softwarekaaran
   backend-ula DB-kaaran
   frontend-ula D2K-kaaran
   OS-ula NT-kaaran
   microsoftu mouse-ukkaarandaa
   naan internet-il TCP/IP -kaarandaa
   Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
   Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
 (naan)
   ISO audit-i aabaththil vida maattaen
   CMM level 4-i maattaennu solla maattaen
   appappoe bore adichchaa yahoomailu
   access line-u ellaam dedicated
   Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
   Y2K-nna ajakkuththan,Y2K-nna gumukkuththan
 (naan)