Top Ten Reasons Why Racing Is Better Than Sex

(10) It is socially acceptable to race while others watch.
( 9) During a real hot lap, if you call your car the wrong name, it will still finish the race.
( 8) Cars with small engines often outperform big engines.
( 7) You don't have to sit through dinner and a show before you race.
( 6) Your race car won't leave you if you drive another car.
( 5) You can drive hard, right from the start.
( 4) You and your car always finish at the same time.
( 3) You always know where to put your hands.
( 2) Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.
( 1) The crowd cheers when you finish first.


Why Chocolate is better than sex??????????

1) You can GET chocolate.
2)"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3)Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4)You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5)You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6)You can suck chocolate even in front of your mother.
7)If you bite the nuts too hard it does'nt matter
8)Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9)The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10)You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours 
without upsetting your co-workers.
11)You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting yourface slapped.
12)You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13)With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14)Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15)You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.
16)Good chocolate is easy to find.
17)You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18)You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19)When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighborsawake.
20)With chocolate size doesn't matter.