If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a, work station...What more can I say ----------------------------------------------------------------------- If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the others here for? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright Until you hear them speak. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Living on Earth may be expensive... ...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY" So what ? Who's in a hurry ? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Children in backseats cause accidents; Accidents in backseats cause children ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister", the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking.... " "Great", the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I can read my handwriting. -----------------------------------------------------------------------