GIRLS ARE COMPLEX CREATURE

                  If you kiss her, you are not gentlemen
                     If you don't, You are not a man

               If you praise her, she things you are lying
                  If you don't, you are good for nothing

              If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
                 If you don't, you are not understanding

             If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
             If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing

           If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
                     If you don't, you are a dull boy

                  If you are jealous, she says it is bad
                    If you don't, she thinks you don'

       If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
               If you don't, she thinks you do not like her

               If you are a minute late, it's hard to wait
               If she is late, she says that's a girl's way

      If you visit another man, you'er not putting in "quality time"
     If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural we 're girls"

       If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
      If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

     If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
   If you do, she thinks it's just 1 of the men tactics for seduction

        If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
    If she is stared by other men, she says that they're just admiring

                   If you talk, she wants you to listen
                   If you listen, she wants you to talk

                                 In short

                       So simple yet so complex,
                      So confusing yet so desirable

                       So damning yet so wonderful
                     Anyway! Have fun! .........