College Life!
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for getting good HSC marks

Senior : guys who got ragged as juniors and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is...
Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging : the unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. 
(No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Babe : After two years in Engineering, anything remotely female
qualifies for that title.
Principal : Biggest idiot on campus. Unfortunately also the most
powerful idiot on campus.

Lectures : waste of time..
Tutions : what you take when you don't waste enough time.
Professor : person paid to put students to sleep.

Practical : 60 to 90 minutes in which you discuss Pamela
Anderson's, Sushmita Sen's assets, watch the girls do your experiment, and usually
destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your
group (simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and
finally copy the readings. from the girls of course...).

Fear : what you feel when the prof who's signature you forged on the
journal hesitates to turn the page...
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you
flunk.

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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future
holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet
a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."
The frog is thrilled, "Will I meet her at a party?" "no," says the psychic,
"I see... a biology class."
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