These are some acronyms of some IT companies

C-DOT  -  Coffee During Office Timings

HUGHES  -  Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

WIPRO  -  Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

IBM  -  Implicitly Boring Machines

SATYAM  -   Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

INFOSYS  -  INFerior Offline SYStems

PARAM  -  Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

HP  -   Hen Pecked

HCL  -   Hidden Costs & Losses

AT & T  -   All Troubles & Terrible

CMC  -  Coffee , Meals and Comfort

DEC   -   Drifting & Exhausted Computers

BFL   -  Brainwash First, and Let them go
              Bloody Fools Limited

DELL  -   Deplorable Equipment & Lack Lusture

TISL  -   Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd

PSI  -   Peculiar Symptoms of India

PCL  -  Poor Computers Ltd

TCS   -   Tata's Cobol Services,
               Totally Confusing Solutions,
               Tea,coffee and Stationary ,
               Terese Cum Salary

SPARC   -   Simply Poor And Redundant Computers

SUN  -   Surely Useless Novelties

CRAY  -  Cry Repeatedly After an Year

TUL  -   Troubles Un Limited

CTS   -   Coffee, Tea and Snacks

ICIM  -   Impossible Computers In Maintenance

BPL  -   Below poverty line.

PCS  -  Patch Code Server

AOL - Always Off Line 

ISDN - It Still Does Nothing 

APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity 

SCSI - System Can't See It 

DOS - Defective Operating System 

BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control 

IBM - I Blame Microsoft 

DEC - Do Expect Cuts 

CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete  Monthly 

OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too. 

WWW - World Wide Wait 

MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash;If Not, The Operating System Hangs 

PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math 

COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented  Language 

AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction 

LISP - Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis 

MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed 

NT - Network Tragedy 

DNS - Does Nothing Special 

WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System 

MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our software Only Fools Them